Now don't get all dirty minded on me after reading the title on this one. I don't mean gazing
at balls....I mean Gazing Balls. What exactly are lawn gazing balls intended for? Seeing a huge colored globe perched atop a stand in the middle of the lawn is a tad weird. What is the purpose of the globe? What does it reflect? When one walks up to the ball is your image completely distorted like a funhouse mirror? I've seen my image in a funhouse mirror, and, well, it's not pretty. Think bulbous eyes and nostrils the size of garbage can lids. Is it a medium to which the ball gazing homeowners are in contact with alien life from another ball gazing planet?
Or is the purpose more practical, less celestial....like to keep small animals away from your lawn.....or to reflect the image of nature? But really, why do you need to see a tree, a squirrel, the sun, or the sky in
purple, pink and green? It seems sort of trippy...don't ya think?
Flossy and I happened to notice a house in our "walking block area" that has not one, not two, but THREE gazing balls! THREE! Good grief!!! I mean.... I can see one or two lawn ornaments.... even mix it up with say, a cement bunny, or a kitty flag, but THREE GAZING BALLS? Now that's just plain crazy. Or tacky. Or weird. Take your pick.
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I still think they are some kind of signal to an alien race that is about to colonize our planet. The gazing balls say, 'Hey, we're hip to your plan and we approve it!"
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