Top 10 Indications that I am getting old:
10) Popping knees and cracking ankles.
9) People kissing in movies makes me squirm.
8) The television really IS too loud!
7) The people on those ads for affordable life insurance don't seem THAT much older than me.
6) "Sweatin' to the Oldies" seems like a much better option than "Yoga Booty Ballet."
5) A nice cup of coffee after dinner would really hit the spot!
4) My collection of dollar-store reading glasses.
3) The hundred-year-old woman at the deli counter is the ONLY one who still calls me "miss".
2) Oy, my achin' back!
and the number one indication that I am getting old:
1) My days of the week pill container!
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4 comments:
Oy vey is right my Jersey comrade! Not only do I own several pairs of those dollar store beauties,I keep misplacing them !
My friend told me I looked like Charles Nelson Reilly in mine!
Who is Charles Nelson Reilly? I guess I should know as I am 37...but maybe this is for the 40 year old age group? Ha-Ha. Glad you finally broke down and got them. I was getting tired of reading your menu for you. xo Fitfreak
I hope the pill container has the LARGE PRINT!! :)
Welcome to my world, Flossy!:\
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