Monday, October 20, 2008

You say.... WHAT????

Inappropriate.  TMI.   Keep it to yourself.   If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.   Do any of these ring a bell?

I had a conversation on a PRIVATE phone with my sister the other day (well, actually she was on her cell phone but was sitting in the car because while she did have to go into the post office she chose not to carry on our conversation in front of all the other postal patrons) about the complete and utter lack of decorum when it comes to cell phone conversations.  

I was in Banana Republic the other day and overheard a woman asking about a friend's colonoscopy which was scheduled for the next day.  Yuck.  

My sister was in line at CVS and the young lady in front of her was relaying in great detail about her trip to the Florida Keys and about the all-nude bar she was at and how everyone was naked and how great it was.  

Or....how about the phones that ring during Church?  Yep, it's happened!  WTF??? 

C'mon world.....I do NOT need a visual of Candy lying on her side with a tube snaked up her butt or Sally's wide fat ass jiggling about and hanging off a stool in the FLA Keys while she is sucking down a Margarita.  I say....keep...it....to....yourself.  And if you can't......sit in the car and talk all you want.  I don't want to hear it.   (BTW.....do you notice a butt theme here?  Hmmmmmm.........interesting.)

I ask our faithful readers....please post a TMI conversation overheard on a cell phone.  I'm sure everyone has heard at least one by now!   Let's see who overheard the worst conversation ever....I'm sure it will be a doozy!

Friday, October 10, 2008

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Why do I DO THIS to myself?

I turned 38.  Whooopee!  I celebrated in several ways.  First, my girlfriends in the neighborhood had a small gathering in honor of two of us who had September birthdays.  Couple glasses of wine...not a big deal.

Second, small family party with my husband and children.  One glass of wine.  No problem.

Third, a dinner party with some close friends.   Four margaritas later and I am ALL DONE.  Flash forward to today.......me very sicky.  Me not happy-o.  Me yucky.

I am 38 years old darn it!  I should know better!  You cannot weigh 110 pounds and drink a shit load of tequila and not feel it the next day.  Here is the difference between me at 28 and me at 38.  Me at 28 - drink a lot, feel sick the next day until about 4Pm...have an italian sub and all is well.  Me at 38 - drink a lot, feel so sick all day long, incredibly nauseous, sleep on and off, eat nothing, lay on couch like a loser.  The facts are in ladies and gents....it hits you a LOT harder the older you get.  This being said......I am ALL DONE.  It's just not worth it.....and I am not being a good example for my kids.  My 11 year old can and will figure it out.  What's that gonna be like..... me lecturing her on the evils of drinking and there I am hanging hard?  Common sense says.....it doesn't work.  You gotta practice what you preach.   So here it is world.....it's over for me.  I am done on the booze train....last stop...38.  A glass of wine, one beer, ok.    Anything else....slap me upside the head and slap it out of my hand.  Remind me....It is ok to only have none/one alcoholic drink and still be fun!  

There....now I can go puke.  

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Friday, September 26, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FITFREAK!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FITFREAK...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love, Flossy