You say.... WHAT????

Inappropriate.  TMI.   Keep it to yourself.   If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.   Do any of these ring a bell?

I had a conversation on a PRIVATE phone with my sister the other day (well, actually she was on her cell phone but was sitting in the car because while she did have to go into the post office she chose not to carry on our conversation in front of all the other postal patrons) about the complete and utter lack of decorum when it comes to cell phone conversations.  

I was in Banana Republic the other day and overheard a woman asking about a friend's colonoscopy which was scheduled for the next day.  Yuck.  

My sister was in line at CVS and the young lady in front of her was relaying in great detail about her trip to the Florida Keys and about the all-nude bar she was at and how everyone was naked and how great it was.  

Or....how about the phones that ring during Church?  Yep, it's happened!  WTF??? 

C'mon world.....I do NOT need a visual of Candy lying on her side with a tube snaked up her butt or Sally's wide fat ass jiggling about and hanging off a stool in the FLA Keys while she is sucking down a Margarita.  I say....keep...it....to....yourself.  And if you can't......sit in the car and talk all you want.  I don't want to hear it.   (BTW.....do you notice a butt theme here?  Hmmmmmm.........interesting.)

I ask our faithful readers....please post a TMI conversation overheard on a cell phone.  I'm sure everyone has heard at least one by now!   Let's see who overheard the worst conversation ever....I'm sure it will be a doozy!