Okay, is it me or are the people in China just frickin' stupid???? The third person in two years has been bitten by the Panda at the China Zoo in Beijing! First of all, why is the Panda pit so easily breachable? If Pandas are "...violent when provoked or startled", then why not make an enclosure that drunk or ignorant people can't get into??? The latest brainiac climbed in to retrieve his 5-year old's toy, which had fallen into the pen. Hello??? Skip the toy and take your little one to the GIFT SHOP! I'm sure there are THOUSANDS of toys in there that his kid would love. What's so special about the used, drooled-on toy that is worth an arm, leg or head?
One idiot decided to climb into the enclosure "...to give the Panda a hug". Apparently, because they are so cute and cuddly-looking, these shit-for-brains think its okay to just climb on over the rail and approach the wild animal with open arms. Duh? In my opinion, people this stupid should not be rescued, they should be considered voluntary Purina Panda Chow.
Perhaps this is one of those clever ways that China is trying to control their population. When a good citizen climbs on over the fence and gets eaten by the Panda: BANG! Natural selection.
I'm sure if these people had died they would have been prime candidates for the Darwin Awards.
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How tasty that bear must have been. Yummmmm....panda bear.
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