An Irish Blessing - Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!
May good luck be your friend
in whatever you do
And may trouble be always
A stranger to you.
May your pockets be filled with gold
And may you have all the happiness
your Irish heart can hold.
May your blessings outnumber
The Shamrocks that grow
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
But most importantly....
May you be half an hour in Heaven
Before the Devil knows you're dead.
And now a joke......
An irishman is speeding down the Conor Pass, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner. He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out and the window and screams "PIG!"
Astonished, the man turns and yells back, "Ya Bitch!" as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig.
1 comment:
Top o' the morning to ya (what the hell is that anyway??? And what is the BOTTOM of the morning???)
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